Being a verbatim search history of my 5-year-old son

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Being a verbatim search history of my 5-year-old son

Granted, any good Waldorfian would have a heart attack even knowing that a 5-year-old has access to an iPad. My apologies. One might briefly consider that it’s a violation of trust to publish the undirected, unedited search terms of a 5-year-old, but I asked him and he’s fine with it.

iPad Search terms (with brief explanations, where necessary), starting with most recent:

“the pets at the hoo mansisididy” (the pets at the humane society)

“hou do you make a hot air bulune” (how do you make a hot air balloon)

“giving your self the pourer to ttick” (giving yourself the power to stick; this is superpower related)

“the sounds of the robot dinasars at the big zoo”