From Craig Kilborn’s Late Late Show, possibly my favorite nighttime talk bit of all time: Sir Ian McKellen (you can just call him “Ian”—the rest of the segment is also fantastic) uses his best theatrical voice to read instructions for changing a tire.
[Conspiratorially]: “Affix the new wheel.”
[Update: I thought this clip included the discussion of whether Kilby should address him as Sir Ian, Ian, etc. but it doesn’t.]