BPTC
Clients From Hell (via marrina)
The codes on those annoying produce stickers can actually tell you about what you’re eating. A ‘9’ prefix indicates organically grown produce and an ‘8’ prefix indicates a genetically modified product. A ‘7’ prefix indicates foods that have been genetically modified with mysterious alien DNA and may attempt to attack you in your own home. A ‘6’ prefix indicates “dissatisfaction grade” produce suitable for pelting unpopular vaudeville acts and evil politicians with handlebar moustaches.
“I will stand in the way of a bullet / I will run through a forest of flame”
Not that anything associated with this movie is really backed by reasonable decision-making but the guitar on the first two songs there does not make any sense at all. Or maybe it makes perfect sense? I don’t know anymore. These songs are making me loopy.
“Winter Coats” by Better Than Ezra
This one of my two favorite songs off of “Artifakt,” a barely-known collection of BTE B-sides.
Discarded, left behind
Paper-cups and sour wine
Candlewax, tablecloth
Try to wash, it won’t come off
Ticket stubs and movie scenes
Dustin hoffman has gangrene
Ferris-wheel in the park
City lights after dark
Well I’m goin’ home when I find the girl
Makes me forget what I should have done
In winter coats
Mmmmmm. Just this and “Oh, Corrina” would make Artifakt a must-listen. But add their cover of “Use Me”? Mmmmmmmmmm. Now you must listen.
Glam rock! Good causes! Adorbz guys who look like this!
Won’t you please come?
“(glam rock covers)”?
We are so much more. We’re a goddamn Glam Rock Tribute Medicine Show & Carnival Extravaganza, Earth. (Now you really have to come.)
(via loscheiner)
Anyone who can incorporate whiskey into breakfast deserves a reblog (and perhaps an intervention?)
A Perfect Spread is, like, The Best and my favorite Tumblr right now. All breakfast, all the time! (Y’know, I might get that phrase tattooed around one of my puny biceps in some horrible blackletter type with barbed wire accents.)

